Funniest Promo Slogans We’ve Seen

At Boxed Sourcing + Production, we’ve seen a lot of branded merch—some brilliant, some bold, and some downright hilarious. A good slogan doesn’t just sell a product, it sparks a smile, builds brand love, and sometimes becomes the thing people remember most. So we’re tipping our hats (and mugs, and totes, and tees) to the funniest promotional slogans out there—plus a few we had way too much fun writing ourselves.

Here are some of our all-time favorite funny promo lines:

1. “We like our data how we like our coffee—strong, reliable, and never spilled.”Printed on: reusable mugs for a software company. A clever way to tie a relatable habit to a brand’s core values.

2. “Call us when your pipes go rogue.”Printed on: plumber’s magnets and t-shirts.Because humor + a little chaos = instant memorability.

3. “Let’s taco ‘bout your benefits plan.”Printed on: lunch bags for an HR team. Because burrito puns never get old. Ever.

4. “We run on coffee, chaos, and compliance.”Printed on: tote bags for a legal team. We love a good alliteration—especially one that tells the truth.

5. “Secure AF (and by that we mean ‘Always Focused’)”Printed on: security tech swag. Let’s just say it barely made it past corporate.

6. “Definitely Not an HR Violation”For: workplace wellness kits. Because laughter is part of wellness too.

7. “Networking is my cardio.”For: conference badge lanyards. Sweating through small talk? You're not alone.